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Challenge 780 - Failed cover up
Title: Failed cover up
Character: Ianto, Jack
Author: m_findlow
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 200 words
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Summary: Jack has returned missing a few vital items. A double drabble.
‘I’m back!’ Jack yelled out, parading through the cogwheel door and up the stairs.
Ianto spotted him immediately, completely naked, which was not how he’d left the hub first thing this morning. ‘You might want to cover up, sir,’ Ianto suggested, wondering where Jack’s clothes, and more importantly, his coat, had gotten to. If he’d damaged that coat again, Ianto was going to have words.
Jack set his hands on his hips and, to Ianto’s mind, thrust his hips forward slightly in what may or may not have been a suggestive manner. ‘What’s the problem? It’s not like you haven’t seen it all before.’
That was undoubtedly true. He had that pleasure on a regular basis and rarely turned it down. However the others were due back any minute and he didn’t want them getting the wrong idea. They seemed to think that he and Jack were partaking in afternoon delight any and every time they had their backs turned. Nothing could have been further from the truth.
‘It's just that we’re subject to new workplace safety laws,’ he replied. ‘Technically, I’d have to report you for overt sexual harassment.’
Jack snorted. ‘Is it still harassment if we’re both naked?’
‘I’m back!’ Jack yelled out, parading through the cogwheel door and up the stairs.
Ianto spotted him immediately, completely naked, which was not how he’d left the hub first thing this morning. ‘You might want to cover up, sir,’ Ianto suggested, wondering where Jack’s clothes, and more importantly, his coat, had gotten to. If he’d damaged that coat again, Ianto was going to have words.
Jack set his hands on his hips and, to Ianto’s mind, thrust his hips forward slightly in what may or may not have been a suggestive manner. ‘What’s the problem? It’s not like you haven’t seen it all before.’
That was undoubtedly true. He had that pleasure on a regular basis and rarely turned it down. However the others were due back any minute and he didn’t want them getting the wrong idea. They seemed to think that he and Jack were partaking in afternoon delight any and every time they had their backs turned. Nothing could have been further from the truth.
‘It's just that we’re subject to new workplace safety laws,’ he replied. ‘Technically, I’d have to report you for overt sexual harassment.’
Jack snorted. ‘Is it still harassment if we’re both naked?’