But... But... Supergluing the DESK to the floor worked so well, why not the chair? LOL!
Poor Jack, I sympathise. I have periodic sneezing fits for no apparent reason, despite being permanently on strong antihistamines. Sneezing can be exhausting. I also have hayfever, I'm allergic to all pollen, so pre-antihistamines, back when I worked in the university library and had a really nice wheeled chair, this was me, with people in the library going "Shhhhh!" every time I sneezed. I cannot sneeze quietly or delicately. Unlike Jack I did, however, have the sense not to sit with my back to a wall. Ouch!
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Poor Jack, I sympathise. I have periodic sneezing fits for no apparent reason, despite being permanently on strong antihistamines. Sneezing can be exhausting. I also have hayfever, I'm allergic to all pollen, so pre-antihistamines, back when I worked in the university library and had a really nice wheeled chair, this was me, with people in the library going "Shhhhh!" every time I sneezed. I cannot sneeze quietly or delicately. Unlike Jack I did, however, have the sense not to sit with my back to a wall. Ouch!
Thank you for this, it's hilarious!