Challenge 403 - Wrong conclusion

[m_findlow]

Title: Wrong conclusion
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 403 - Fireworks
Notes: It's a case of mistaken identity

There was no such thing as a night off, Ianto thought ruefully. The screaming could be heard from  fifty yards away as they passed the park. They both ran towards the sound, finding a young man wailing at his missing hand. It looked for all the world like a weevil had chewed it off.

'Help me, please!'

'Which way did it go?' Jack asked, drawing his webley.

'What?'

'The weevil!'

'Tall monster, big teeth, boiler suit,' Ianto added.

'What are you on about? It blew my bloody hand off!'

'What did?'

'The fireworks. Didn't you see them? Call 999, please!'