Challenge 421 - Doctor, doctor

[m_findlow]

Title: Doctor, doctor
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 421 - Impersonate
Notes: Not all of Jack's ideas get the official seal of approval

Ianto could feel a migraine coming on as he stood in the cells, looking at the entire block filled full of replica Owen's.

'I hate shape-shifters.'

'How do we know which is the real Owen?' Gwen asked.

'I'm the real one,' they all clamored in unison.

'Identical DNA on all of them,' Ianto added.

'Fear not, I have the problem in hand,' Jack declared.

'How?'

Jack didn't stop to explain, grabbing the closest one and snogging him hard. He didn't resist.

'Owen had better be in the first half dozen,' Ianto fumed, 'or Jack's not going to live long enough.'