Challenge 338 - Time and place

[m_findlow]

Title: Time and place
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Tosh
Rating: G
Challenge: 338 - Bond
Notes: Spoilers for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Ianto realises not all problems can be solved by the question "What would James Bond do?"

It was a standoff situation.

Ianto did a mental risk assessment.

Gwen. To the right with a hostage, behind a wall. Safe.

Tosh. To the left, out in the open but armed.

Owen. On the floor with the shooting victim. Unarmed, vulnerable.

Blowfish, dead ahead, hostage with a gun to her head.

'So, what about it, minion?'

Keep cool Jones, focus. Take the shot.

They're all counting on me.

Now is not the time for a James Bond moment!

No?

No, you idiot! What the hell would James Bond know about blowfish!

Fair point. Okay, squeeze the trigger.

BANG!

What???