Challenge 433 - Idle conversation

[m_findlow]

Title: Idle conversation
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen
Rating: PG
Challenge: 433 - Dirty
Notes: Owen needs to learn to stop eavesdropping

'I keep telling you Jack, it's too big,' Owen heard Ianto say.

'There's no such thing as too big, Ianto. The only problem is the opening is too small.'

Ianto scoffed. 'Yes, I'll just make it bigger for you so you can get it in.'

'You need to relax. With enough wriggling, I'm sure we can get it in.'

'Would you two stop, please!' Owen yelled. 'I can't take it anymore!'

'What's your problem?' Jack asked.

'You two talking about sex!'

'Don't be so dirty minded. We're only arguing about how to get our new sofa into the living room.'