Challenge 463 - Unmissable

[m_findlow]

Title: Unmissable
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen
Rating: PG
Challenge: 463 - Attract at tw100
Notes: Jack is attracting attention for all the wrong reasons

'Could you at least try to attract a little less attention?' Owen griped.

'Hey, I'm not exactly showboating here, you know,' Jack complained. 'You try carting a dead body across a crime scene and see if people don't take notice.'

'Except they're not looking at the body, they're looking at you.'

'Well, I'm way more attractive than this guy. Wouldn't you check me out if you saw me?'

'I would,' Ianto agreed, holding the feet end of the long blue body bag, 'but then again, I'd usually expect you to be wearing more clothes.'

'That device disintegrated them, I swear!'