Challenge 500 - Bottom of the food chain

[m_findlow]

Title: Bottom of the food chain
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Owen, Tosh, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 500 - Pizza at tw100
Notes: Owen isn't nearly as far up the food chain as he thought.

'Oi! That flipping bird stole my pizza!' Owen cried, watching as Myfanwy flapped her huge wings, causing a downdraft as she made her escape back up to her nest with Owen's meal.

'Pterodactyls don't eat pizza,' Tosh calmly replied.

'You say that as if it's a fact,' Owen replied, still annoyed.

'Well, they didn't have pizza in prehistoric times, so it must be true,' Ianto said. 'There wouldn't have been pizza for her to eat.'

'See?' Tosh said, grinning.

'Fine, so I just had lunch stolen by a fictitious bird that doesn't eat pizza.'

'Exactly.'

'I hate this place sometimes.'