Challenge 721 - Out of the ordinary
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m_findlowTitle: Out of the ordinary
Character: Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 200 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 721 - Usual/Unusual at ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
torchwood100
torchwood100Summary: The latest incident report raises a few eyebrows. A double drabble.
Ianto’s eyebrows raised as he scanned over the latest police report. Security at a local nightclub had picked up what they claimed was two you people shagging in the ladies bathrooms. That in itself wasn't ground-breaking. Most Saturday nights in Cardiff were like that. It was more what happened afterwards. Apparently the bloke - just on the cusp or having reached his peak - had burst into a ball of golden light and vanished, whilst the girl had just left, as if nothing at all were wrong.
There was unusual and there was Torchwood kind of unusual. This definitely fell into the latter category. Small wonder their systems had flagged it. He made a few quick notes on his clipboard, knowing it was something to pass up the line.
It was only as he stood he wondered how the hell he was going to paraphrase the incident report. He knew his boss wasn’t the squeamish type, and would probably get a giggle out of it, as would their resident medic, but men exploding into a ball of light when they had sex would be problematic, if for no other reason then he suspected Jack and Owen were in line to become victims.
Ianto’s eyebrows raised as he scanned over the latest police report. Security at a local nightclub had picked up what they claimed was two you people shagging in the ladies bathrooms. That in itself wasn't ground-breaking. Most Saturday nights in Cardiff were like that. It was more what happened afterwards. Apparently the bloke - just on the cusp or having reached his peak - had burst into a ball of golden light and vanished, whilst the girl had just left, as if nothing at all were wrong.
There was unusual and there was Torchwood kind of unusual. This definitely fell into the latter category. Small wonder their systems had flagged it. He made a few quick notes on his clipboard, knowing it was something to pass up the line.
It was only as he stood he wondered how the hell he was going to paraphrase the incident report. He knew his boss wasn’t the squeamish type, and would probably get a giggle out of it, as would their resident medic, but men exploding into a ball of light when they had sex would be problematic, if for no other reason then he suspected Jack and Owen were in line to become victims.
