Challenge 725 - Undressed to impress
Sep. 11th, 2022 06:15 pmTitle: Undressed to impress
Character: Gwen, Ianto, Jack,
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 200 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 725 - Welcome at
torchwood100
Summary: Some jobs are easier to handle than others. A double drabble.
'That was mortifying,' Gwen complained, quickly wrapping the terry towel robe around herself and pulling the drawstring tight. 'Not even so much as a warning. It's been months since I got a proper wax. Mortifying,' she repeated. 'It's alright for you two,' she carried on sulking, throwing an unimpressed look in Ianto's direction as he also slipped into a spare robe.
'What, because we get around the hub naked all the time?' he replied, sounding just as annoyed. 'That was hardly pleasant.'
'Oh, stop your moaning, you two,' Jack said, coming to stand in the shower block doorway, still in nothing more than his birthday suit and looking mightily pleased about it. 'We had to roll out that welcome wagon for our guests and they consider any kind of clothing a sign that you are hiding your intentions from them. Personally, I think it's a fair policy. If you've got nothing to hide…'
'Easy for you to say,' Gwen grumbled. 'You'd love nothing more than to make this permanent.'
'Well… We could always reinstate Naked Tuesdays.' He grinned lasciviously.
'No way,' Ianto said, storming past the pair of them. 'I've had as much indignity as I can take this week.'
'That was mortifying,' Gwen complained, quickly wrapping the terry towel robe around herself and pulling the drawstring tight. 'Not even so much as a warning. It's been months since I got a proper wax. Mortifying,' she repeated. 'It's alright for you two,' she carried on sulking, throwing an unimpressed look in Ianto's direction as he also slipped into a spare robe.
'What, because we get around the hub naked all the time?' he replied, sounding just as annoyed. 'That was hardly pleasant.'
'Oh, stop your moaning, you two,' Jack said, coming to stand in the shower block doorway, still in nothing more than his birthday suit and looking mightily pleased about it. 'We had to roll out that welcome wagon for our guests and they consider any kind of clothing a sign that you are hiding your intentions from them. Personally, I think it's a fair policy. If you've got nothing to hide…'
'Easy for you to say,' Gwen grumbled. 'You'd love nothing more than to make this permanent.'
'Well… We could always reinstate Naked Tuesdays.' He grinned lasciviously.
'No way,' Ianto said, storming past the pair of them. 'I've had as much indignity as I can take this week.'
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Date: 2022-11-01 08:49 pm (UTC)