Challenge 743 - Memo: It's not a pet (update)

[m_findlow]

Title: Memo: It's not a pet (udpate)

Character: Jack
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG

Length: 200 words

Content notes: none

Author notes: Written for Challenge 743 - Pet at torchwood100

Summary: Jack provides an update on their current situation.


Re: Re: It's not a pet

So, just an update. Turns out that according to Tosh there's no way we can send our prehistoric guest back home so it looks like we're in the market to adopt.

Good news is that Suzie has successfully trained it. No one has reported any excrement anywhere it shouldn't be, belonging to anyone it shouldn't. Owen, I don't need to remind you that laxatives are not acceptable punishment for your co-workers.

Also, I've been advised to reiterate it’s pronounced “Muh-von-wee”, or “Miff”, for short. Don't ask me how that makes sense. I failed Welsh.
 

Comments

[badly_knitted]

And just like that, Myf is a pet, because of course she is.