Challenge 399 - Clogging the arteries

[m_findlow]

Title: Clogging the arteries
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Tosh, Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 399 - Diet
Notes: Junk food claims an unintended victim

The dishwasher coughed and sputtered, shaking violently and pouring forth a load of hot steam, before finally conceding defeat.

Despite their best efforts and mechanical know-how, neither Ianto nor Tosh could get it working again.

'We'll have to call out a plumber,' Tosh declared.

The plumber came and pulled it out, and tinkered for a while before reporting the problem.

'The pipes are clogged with food. They're like arteries blocked full of fat, and it's just had a heart attack.'

'Maybe we should put it on a diet,' Jack suggested.

'Maybe you lot should go on a diet,' he replied.

Comments

[bk_forever]

See team? An unhealthy diet can affect your loved ones too. Now you'll have to wash the dishes by hand, knowing you've caused a completely avoidable death.