Challenge 411 - Wide load

[m_findlow]

Title: Wide load
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 411 - Wide
Notes: If only they made couches in flat pack...

'I told you... not to pick... this one,' Ianto puffed, leaning heavily against the object.

'We spent... all day... trying out every damn couch... in every damn store... This one was the comfiest.'

'I told you... the dimensions... are all wrong. It's too wide.'

'Nonsense. We just... haven't got... the angle right, yet.'

'Swedish people... must have... bigger doorways!'

'If it didn't... fit through the door,' Jack huffed, 'they'd never sell any!'

'Probably why it was so cheap!'

He groaned again. 'I'd give anything... for a shrink ray... to drop through the rift... right now.'

'Shut up... and keep pushing!'