Challenge 424 - Hungry, hungry hoix (Part three)

[m_findlow]

Title: Hungry, hungry hoix (Part three)
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 424 - Hunger
Notes: The menu is looking decidedly Torchwood flavoured

'You think it'll eat it?' Ianto asked.

'I know the details inside are probably delicious,' Jack replied. 'And hoix will eat just about anything.'

Ianto looked sadly at the hardback leather diary. He wouldn't share the contents, but it still felt sad to let it go. Better than us though, he thought.

He grabbed it from Jack's hand.

'At least let me have the honors.'

He flung it hard, hitting the hoix on the head, knocking it out cold.

'Why didn't I think of that?' Jack said.

'Because like hoix, you only think with your stomach and everything below it.'