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m_findlow ([personal profile] m_findlow) wrote2017-06-04 04:38 pm

Challenge 450 - Masterchef

Title: Masterchef
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Tosh, Jack, Gwen
Rating: PG
Challenge: 450 - Raw at [livejournal.com profile] tw100
Notes: Jack should probably try to win them over with basic food first

'I'm not eating that,' Ianto said. 'I don't care if Owen has cleared it for human consumption.'

'I'm with Ianto,' Tosh agreed.

'Come on, guys,' Jack said. 'You don't know what you're missing out on. This would be considered a delicacy in certain parts of the galaxy.'

'Certain parts, being the operative phrase,' Ianto replied.

'I'm not suggesting we eat it raw. I'll cook it up. Barbecue, Torchwood style.'

'You?' Gwen said, looking incredulous. 'Cook?'

Jack glared at her. 'I can cook. You think I'd have survived all these years if I couldn't?'

'Only person who could survive poisoning himself.'

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[personal profile] bk_forever 2017-06-04 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
So what is this delicacy? Alien tentacles perhaps? I think I'm with the team - if I don't recognise it , I'm not eating it!