Challenge 342 - Say what?

[m_findlow]

Title: Say what?
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Tosh
Rating: G
Challenge: 342 - Foreign language
Notes: Time to trade language skills

'It says "refrigerate after opening".'

'Well, that's all a bit anticlimactic,' Gwen observed.

'Sorry, can't help it.  It is what it is.' Jack replied.

'I just thought, you know, being an alien language it might say something interesting.'

'Lots of languages out there, all saying the same thing.'

'Exactly how many languages do you speak?'

'Don't know. Lost count. Translate more than speak.'

'Tosh?'

'Three. English, Japanese, and high school German.'

'My aunt's Polish, so I can speak a little bit.'

'Ianto?'

'Welsh, obviously, Japanese, French and Spanish.'

'What about you Owen?'

'Iway eakspay igpay atinlay.'

'Pig Latin doesn't count.'