Challenge 346 - Read all about it

[m_findlow]

Title: Read all about it
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: G
Challenge: 346 - Fold
Notes: Jack makes the headlines for all the wrong reasons

Ianto nearly spat his coffee out when he opened the newspaper.

Taking it down to Jack's office he dropped it on Jack's desk.

'You've excelled yourself. Western Mail,  front page, above the fold.'

Jack picked it up and examined the headline

"Comprised. Mayor caught out in legislative council chambers."

The accompanying photo showed Jack bent over the mayor in a position that didn't require much imagination.

'That would have been just before we were about to be skewered by that alien hummingbird thing yeah?'

'As I recall.'

'Wouldn't worry about it. Politicians are used to being stabbed in the back.'