Challenge 482 - Getting to the bottom of things

[m_findlow]

Title: Getting to the bottom of things
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 482 - Bottom at tw100
Notes: Jack has a bite he doesn't remember

'It's really itchy,' Jack said, showing Ianto, who just rolled his eyes. It wouldn't be the first time Jack had just randomly shoved his arse in Ianto's face.

'Do you think Owen should check it out?'

'Only if you want to embarrass yourself,' Ianto replied.

'You know what it is?'

'Yes, Jack. It's a mosquito bite. It's what you get for not covering up last night and leaving the window open.'  

'It was too hot.'

'In that case, be prepared for things to come inside and take a bite out of you.'

'Well, who wouldn't want a piece of this?'