Challenge 359 - What did you say? (Part one)

[m_findlow]

Title: What did you say? (Part one)
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Torchwood team
Rating: PG
Challenge: 359 - Balls
Notes: A completely shameless six part series in which Ianto's words are taken out of context, literally.

Owen arrived late as usual.

'Can I get you some balls, Owen?' Ianto greeted.

'Sorry?' He must have misheard.

'Balls. I imagine you must need some.'

Owen was about to deck him when Jack appeared.

'Ianto,' Jack said, frowning and handing him back his mug.

'What's wrong? I thought you liked my balls?'

Jack burst into laughter, so hard he had to wipe the tears from his eyes.

'What's going on?' Owen asked, as Ianto left.

'We went to a magic show last night. I convinced them to hypnotise him and replace the word "coffee" with "balls" for a week.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Oh, Jack! That's so mean of you! Poor Ianto, don't you dare let him go shopping in that state! He might get arrested!

*giggles*

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

He has a tendency to regress to immaturity when the end of the world doesn't hang in the balance...