Challenge 359 - What did you say? (Part three)

[m_findlow]

Title: What did you say? (Part three)
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Torchwood team
Rating: PG
Challenge: 359 - Balls
Notes: Part three of a six part series in which Ianto's words are taken out of context, literally.

Later that afternoon Ianto was stood at the coffee machine, enjoying the patient artistry of fixing his favourite brew.

Jack came and joined him.

'Steaming hot balls. Could there be anything better?'

'No, I really don't think there could be,' Jack replied bemusedly.

'Can I get you some?'

'I'd love some balls, I mean, coffee,' Jack replied, correcting himself.

Ianto rolled his eyes at Jack.

'Can't you keep you mind out of your pants for just five minutes?'

'You do make it terribly hard.'

Jack hadn't realised the unintentional pun until Ianto slapped him.

'No more balls for you, now.'