Challenge 359 - What did you say? (Part four)

[m_findlow]

Title: What did you say? (Part four)
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Torchwood team
Rating: PG
Challenge: 359 - Balls
Notes: Part four of a six part series in which Ianto's words are taken out of context, literally.

Ianto only discovered Jack's prank by accident.  

He was reviewing CCTV from the past few days, wanting to know why the team were acting so strange. Alien gas maybe?

What he saw mortified him.

'Jack, do you care to explain this?' he asked, showing him the footage.

Jack laughed. It was still as funny as the first time.

'You remember that magician who did the hypnosis thing?'

'He hypnotised me and replaced the word balls with balls?!?'

Ianto squeezed his eyes shut. 'I just said it again didn't I?'

'Yup,' Jack said, grinning.

'Please tell me you can stop this.'