Challenge 532 - Restricted access

[m_findlow]

Title: Resricted access
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Owen, Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 532 - Gender at tw100
Notes: Owen is glad he pays attention to signs around the hub. A double drabble.

Owen was accustomed to signs posted around the hub. Sometimes they had so many projects on the go that there weren't enough hours in the day to be briefed on all of them. So when you saw a sign that said "Keep out", "Close the door behind you", or "No food and drink beyond this point", you didn't argue. Life as a Torchwood officer was short enough without tempting fate.

Today's sign on one of his supposedly unused medical suites however confused him. It read "No boys allowed". Fortunately Ianto was working late and just happened to be wandering past with an armful of pizzas.

'What's with the sign?' Owen asked, pointing at it. 'Sex-crazed female alien in heat or something?'

'Nope,' Ianto replied, knocking politely at the door. 'Girls movie night and pajama party.'

Jack opened the door with a dazzling smile, bright red lipstick and matching red nails. Owen snorted at the pajamas covered in unicorns.

'Thanks for the pizzas,' Jack said, leaning over and kissing Ianto on the cheek, leaving behind a red stain before shutting the door.

'Girls night?' Owen muttered, sounding skeptical.

'Jack's an honorary member.'

'Good grief. So, pub? Beer? Greasy chips?'

'Yes, please.'