Challenge 537 - Absolute pearlers

[m_findlow]

Title: Absolute pearlers
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Owen, Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 537 - Sparkling at tw100
Notes: Owen is convinced Jack has had work done.

'They're fake,' Ianto heard Owen declare.

'Are not,' Jack replied.

'Are too.'

'Are not!'

Owen snorted. 'Oh, come on! As if anyone believes that!'

'What are we arguing about now?' Ianto asked, unsure if he should involve himself.

'Owen thinks my teeth are fakes. Go take an x-ray, Doctor Harper, if you don't believe me. One hundred percent natural.'

'Well, if they're not fake then they've had a lot of work on them. No one's smile sparkles like that. You get them bleached or polished or something.'

'Ianto, back me up here!'

'He's shit scared of dentists, Owen.'

'Ha! See?'