Challenge 569 - Wrong question

[m_findlow]

Title: Wrong question
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Andy, Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 569 - Late at tw100
Notes: Andy should know there are some questions you just shouldn't ask. A double drabble.

Andy stretches his arms and yawns. 'I don't know how you deal with all these late nights. I get home and my brain is so full of stuff I can't get to sleep no matter how tired I am. How do you switch off your brain?'

'Oh, that's easy,' Jack replies, grinning. 'Ianto and I just shag until we're so orgasmically spent that we drift right off.'

Andy cringes at Jack's lewd description. He knows that Jack and Ianto are a thing, but what they do when he's not around is none of his business.

'That's not true and you know it!' Ianto cries, trying hard not to go bright red.

Jack just shrugs his nonchalance. 'It is sometimes. Post coital sleepiness is the best kind. Your brain just goes all mushy.'

'Jack only has half a brain, so it only takes him half as long to switch off,' Ianto says, directing his comments at Jack rather than Andy.

'I make up for it in other areas. As you well know.'

Ianto rolls his eyes. 'Yes, you do most of your best thinking down there, don't you?'

Andy groans and rubs his face. 'I'm starting to wish I'd never asked.'