Challenge 576 - Dressing down

[m_findlow]

Title: Dressing down
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 576 - Naked at tw100
Notes: Ianto has some reservations about their latest delivery. A double drabble.

Ianto frowned at the pile of neatly folded blue coveralls, taking the top one off and holding it out for inspection.

'What's wrong?' Jack asked. 'They're not mean to be pure wool, or meet the same standard of clothes you might wear.'

'The fabric is fine,' Ianto said distractedly, ignoring Jack's attempt at poking fun at his fastidious attire. 'It's the logo on the pocket that concerns me.'

Jack peered over his shoulder. 'What's wrong with it? It's spelled correctly.'

Ianto rolled his eyes at Jack. 'Do we really want them saying Torchwood? I mean, isn't that just going to make people think the weevils belong to us?'

jack sighed and snatched the boiler suit back from Ianto. 'First of all, who's gonna get close enough to a weevil to spot the logo, and secondly, if they do, we'll be not that far behind making sure they get a dose of retcon to go with that.'

'I'm still not sure.'

'You'd rather naked weevils running around the city? Now that's gonna get noticed. A burly guy in a boiler suit at a distance doesn't attract the same attention. Don't tell me you thought they came through the rift wearing these?'