Challenge 584 - A hole lot of problems

[m_findlow]

Title: A hole lot of problems
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 584 - Coat at tw100
Notes: Jack is once again going to Ianto hat in hand... or coat at least. A double drabble.

'Before you say anything, I'm sorry,' Jack announced, his coat bundled in his arms.

Ianto gave a tired eye roll. 'Again?'

'I was extra careful, I swear. There's just no accounting for aliens with razor sharp thorns and projectile venom.'

'It's not the stains that bother me, it's your propensity to constantly render your coat with holes and tears that vexes me.'

'I don't do it on purpose, y'know.'

'Really? A part of me thinks you rather enjoy these little exchanges.'

'What, me groveling for forgiveness so that you'll work some magic to fix my coat?'

'Quite right. And it is magic,' Ianto agreed. 'I seem to recall stitching this particular spot only last week but now I can't find a single stitch of it. I don't know where it's gone, but there's devilry involved I'm certain. Are you sure your coat isn't self-healing like you are?'

Jack shrugged. 'Could be. I never really bothered to think about it. I suppose it does get put through an awful lot.'

'Only seventy odd years of your misadventures,' Ianto quipped. 'Let me see what I can do.'

'Thank you. Maybe later if you're interested we could play some proper dom/sub games?'

'Maybe.'