Challenge 628 - A matter of convenience

[m_findlow]

Title: A matter of convenience
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 628 - Fruit at tw100
Notes: Jack doesn't have time for fussing with his food. A double drabble.

'Can you please stop?' Ianto begged.

There was such an innocent look on Jack's face. 'Stop what?'

'Just eat the damn banana and be done with it!' he snapped.

'I'm enjoying it,' Jack argued.

'I can see that.' He frowned as Jack continued to read the file in his lap whilst poking the fruit into his mouth, far too suggestively for Ianto's liking. For a man who usually inhaled his food, he was making excruciating work of slowly nibbling this one. Ianto was sure this was some kind of mind game Jack was playing with him. He was the master of innuendo and the phallic shaped fruit was surely too much to resist.

'You wanted me to eat more fruit and vegetables. What is your problem?'

'A whole bowl of fruit and you picked bananas.'

'They're portable. I can leave it on my desk and just eat it when I'm ready.'

Ianto rolled his eyes. 'So are apples and pears.'

'Yeah, but I like bananas best,' Jack replied. 'It's the texture.'

'Right. Well, from now on I think I'll start cutting it up for you and putting it in little containers. Since you're so keen on having it be convenient.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Aw, don't spoil Jack's fun!