Challenge 679 - Inappropriate at work
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m_findlowTitle: Inappropriate at work
Character: Jack, Gwen, Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Rating: M
Length: 200 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 679 - Vibrate at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
tw100
Summary: Gwen is taken aback by Jack's request. A double drabble.
'We need a vibrator,' Jack said a little more loudly than was necessary.
Gwen's eyebrows disappeared into her fringe. 'Excuse me?' She was accustomed to Jack's innuendo and sometimes one-track mind, but this was altogether too forward.
'Not for me,' Jack clarified. 'There's a time and a place for that kind of thing. I'd appreciate it if you could keep your mind on the job.'
Gwen gave Ianto a look that said exactly what he too was no doubt thinking.
'Well?' Jack said, looking annoyed at the pair of them. 'Hustle! This baby Tornandl is going to start screeching in a decibel range that will literally make your ears bleed if we don't find a way to pacify it. Their mothers emit a strong electrical field which makes their skin vibrate. It soothes their babies.'
Ianto rolled his eyes. 'Well, perhaps if you'd just said that in the first place.' He didn't get a chance to hear Jack's excuses before a shrill, ridiculously loud sound came out of the tiny alien's mouth. Both Gwen and Ianto immediately covered their ears. 'The toy box is down in Jack's bunker!' Ianto yelled. 'Grab the large blue one! I'm pretty sure it's clean!'
Character: Jack, Gwen, Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Rating: M
Length: 200 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 679 - Vibrate at
tw100Summary: Gwen is taken aback by Jack's request. A double drabble.
'We need a vibrator,' Jack said a little more loudly than was necessary.
Gwen's eyebrows disappeared into her fringe. 'Excuse me?' She was accustomed to Jack's innuendo and sometimes one-track mind, but this was altogether too forward.
'Not for me,' Jack clarified. 'There's a time and a place for that kind of thing. I'd appreciate it if you could keep your mind on the job.'
Gwen gave Ianto a look that said exactly what he too was no doubt thinking.
'Well?' Jack said, looking annoyed at the pair of them. 'Hustle! This baby Tornandl is going to start screeching in a decibel range that will literally make your ears bleed if we don't find a way to pacify it. Their mothers emit a strong electrical field which makes their skin vibrate. It soothes their babies.'
Ianto rolled his eyes. 'Well, perhaps if you'd just said that in the first place.' He didn't get a chance to hear Jack's excuses before a shrill, ridiculously loud sound came out of the tiny alien's mouth. Both Gwen and Ianto immediately covered their ears. 'The toy box is down in Jack's bunker!' Ianto yelled. 'Grab the large blue one! I'm pretty sure it's clean!'
