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m_findlowTitle: Instant messenger: Defensive actions
Character: Owen, Tosh
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 200 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for Challenge 729 - Defend / Defence at ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
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torchwood100Summary: Owen wishes work would be less painful. A double drabble.
Owen: Everything hurts.
Tosh: Really? I think that as a qualified doctor that’s a pretty big statement to make.
Owen: Everything, Tosh.
Tosh: Even your spleen? Wait, can spleens feel?
Owen: You're hilarious.
Tosh: I have my moments. Was this Jack giving you one of his self defence classes? I heard a rumour you’ve been avoiding them.
Owen: I think it's just an excuse to beat up the staff, personally. Jack’s the sadistic kind that would enjoy that sort of thing. You know, throw you to the floor, sit on you, attempt to strangle you.
Tosh: Not sure that was a self defence class you took.
Owen: How come I never hear you complain about them? I bet he goes easy on the girls, is that it? Just an excuse to have a grope.
Tosh: There was no groping, trust me.
Owen: Probably saved that for Teaboy.
Tosh: I found the sessions quite helpful, actually. I’m less worried about being mugged on my way home late at night now.
Owen: Yeah, but is that because you now know how to knee a bloke in the groin or because you're carrying a glock in your handbag.
Tosh: The gun does help.
Owen: Everything hurts.
Tosh: Really? I think that as a qualified doctor that’s a pretty big statement to make.
Owen: Everything, Tosh.
Tosh: Even your spleen? Wait, can spleens feel?
Owen: You're hilarious.
Tosh: I have my moments. Was this Jack giving you one of his self defence classes? I heard a rumour you’ve been avoiding them.
Owen: I think it's just an excuse to beat up the staff, personally. Jack’s the sadistic kind that would enjoy that sort of thing. You know, throw you to the floor, sit on you, attempt to strangle you.
Tosh: Not sure that was a self defence class you took.
Owen: How come I never hear you complain about them? I bet he goes easy on the girls, is that it? Just an excuse to have a grope.
Tosh: There was no groping, trust me.
Owen: Probably saved that for Teaboy.
Tosh: I found the sessions quite helpful, actually. I’m less worried about being mugged on my way home late at night now.
Owen: Yeah, but is that because you now know how to knee a bloke in the groin or because you're carrying a glock in your handbag.
Tosh: The gun does help.
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Date: 2022-11-01 08:15 pm (UTC)