Challenge 752 - Less than tight squeeze

[m_findlow]

Title: Less than tight squeeze

Character: Ianto, Owen, Tosh
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG

Length: 200 words

Content notes: none

Author notes: Written for Challenge 752 - Drive at torchwood100

Summary: Owen has less troubles with the SUV than he thought he would. A double drabble.


'Everything's all arse about,' Owen complained as he got into the driver's seat of the SUV. 'I told you we shouldn't let Tosh drive. Or Gwen for that matter.'

'Well, excuse me,' Tosh replied, huffing and sliding into her usus back seat position behind her heads up display. 'I don't seem to remember you complaining about it when I went out to fetch soup for everyone,' she added, reminding him of her generous nature when everyone except her had been laid low at the hub.

'Couldn't you have taken your own car?' he asked, twiddling with the rear vision mirror and flipping the radio dial back over the Red Dragon FM. 'It's like I said, let women drive the SUV and you'll never fit yourself back in it afterwards. It's just a fact.'

Ianto curved an eyebrow at him. 'Is that why you haven't had to adjust the seat? Tosh is about the same height as you when she's wearing her boots.'

'Shut up, Ianto. Just you wait til it's your turn to drive and you'll have the turning indicator halfway up your–'

'Yes, thank you, Owen. Now, if we could get going before the end of the world arrives?'

Comments

[badly_knitted]

Owen complains about everything. They should just gag him.