Challenge 771 - Waste removal
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m_findlowTitle: Waste removal
Character: Owen, Jack, Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 100 words
Content notes: None
Author notes: Written for Challenge 771 - Waste at [Unknown site tag]torchwood100
Author notes: Written for Challenge 771 - Waste at [Unknown site tag]torchwood100
Summary: Torchwood's work isn't always glamourous.
‘That is seriously gross,’ Owen said, frowning at the buckets of waste. ‘I thought weevil crap was bad.’
‘What goes in must come out,’ Jack replied.
The smell was utterly horrendous. ‘What on earth are you feeding it that smells that bad?’
Ianto picked up the buckets, wearing latex gloves, a plastic apron and a face mask. ‘I blame it on that new concoction you made to squirt on her food,’ he replied, giving Jack a disapproving glance.
Hey, it worked, didn't it? She's stopped eating everything she shouldn't at least.’
‘Yes, because an incontinent pterodactyl is so much better.’
‘That is seriously gross,’ Owen said, frowning at the buckets of waste. ‘I thought weevil crap was bad.’
‘What goes in must come out,’ Jack replied.
The smell was utterly horrendous. ‘What on earth are you feeding it that smells that bad?’
Ianto picked up the buckets, wearing latex gloves, a plastic apron and a face mask. ‘I blame it on that new concoction you made to squirt on her food,’ he replied, giving Jack a disapproving glance.
Hey, it worked, didn't it? She's stopped eating everything she shouldn't at least.’
‘Yes, because an incontinent pterodactyl is so much better.’
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Date: 2023-07-30 09:41 am (UTC)