Challenge 387 - Good coffee

[m_findlow]

Title: Good coffee
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 387 - Drink
Notes: Someone has taken a liking to Jack's coffee

'He drank my coffee!' Jack complained, watching the small black object zipping around his office.

'Colin doesn't drink coffee,' Ianto confirmed.

'Well he drank mine!'

'Why would he do that?' Ianto persisted, trying not to look at the blur of movement below his feet which was making him feel dizzy.

'I drink mine black.'

'I know that. I'm the one who makes it.'

'He's lactose intolerant. You all take coffee with milk.'

'Lactose intolerant? Don't mice eat cheese?'

'Just because we call him a spider mouse doesn't make him a rodent.'

'So what do we do? Start serving you decaf?'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Give Jack his coffee in a travel mug so Colin can't get at it.

Give Colin a tiny little cup of decaf coffee for himself. No more hyperactive spider mouse!

[jo02]

Oh godd, imagine what Jack's industrial-strength coffee will do to such a small creature!