Challenge 796 - There will be consequences

[m_findlow]

Title: There will be consequences 

Character: Ianto

Author: m_findlow

Rating: PG

Length: 200 words

Content notes: None

Author notes: Written for Challenge 796 - Mess at torchwood100

Summary: The SUV is in a sorry state and Ianto isn't happy. A double drabble.


To: All Staff
From: ijones@torchwood.org.uk
Subject: SUV Repairs

It’s come to my attention that yesterday at 4.18pm that the SUV was taken from its usual car space. It was later returned at 7.24pm.

This morning, at 8.02 am, it was revealed that the SUV was party to a mishap, whereupon an unidentified goo (let’s call it Exhibit A) was smeared on the passenger and rear seats. Exhibit A, it turns out, is incredibly difficult to remove once dry, using standard issue cleaning products. It is also the reason why there are no biscuits today, as the morning’s grocery run was cancelled in order to remove evidence of Exhibit A.

Now, far be it from me to cast aspersions on who the culprit was. Needless to say, it was not Ianto Jones, in the boardroom, with the vacuum cleaner. HOWEVER, had the perpetrator made known the stainage at the time it occurred, I would not be required to take the SUV offline for a few days to have the leather interiors replaced.

Let’s hope the world doesn’t need saving. If you feel unsexy rolling up in the nondescript white Torchwood panel van, think on that.

 

Comments

[badly_knitted]

You tell 'em, Ianto! They should clean up their messes when they make them.

[enchanted_jae]

*giggles*