Challenge 803 - A little privacy
Mar. 11th, 2024 11:05 amTitle: A little privacy
Character: Jack, Ianto, Owen
Author: m_findlow
Rating: M
Length: 200 words
Content notes: None
Author notes: Written for Challenge 803 - Knock at
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Summary: There's nowhere in the hub where you can hide. A double drabble.
Jack had his hand down Ianto’s front, about to take their dalliances to the next logical level when there was a thud from behind them and then, standing there in the doorway, was Owen.
With a speed that surprised even Ianto, he had Jack’s hand removed and his fly tightly zipped up before turning his ire on the intruder. ‘Don’t you knock?’
Owen rolled his eyes in annoyance, whilst trying to also divert them from anything he knew he’d never be able to unsee. ‘Not usually, no.’
‘Well you should.’
There was another eye roll. ‘Hello storage cupboard, how are you today? Do you mind if I come in and grab the mop. Only I spilled some chemicals in the lab and normally I’d get Ianto to clean up but I couldn't find him and just assumed he was off shagging jack in some other cloistered cupboard that isn’t this one.’
‘Smart arse.’
Jack reached across Ianto’s body, rummaging around behind him before coming back with a handful of items. ‘Here, Owen. Mop. Bucket. Acid dissolving sand and detergent. Go knock yourself out.’
‘Well, since I've found Ianto now, he can do it.’
‘Ianto has other duties to attend to.’
Jack had his hand down Ianto’s front, about to take their dalliances to the next logical level when there was a thud from behind them and then, standing there in the doorway, was Owen.
With a speed that surprised even Ianto, he had Jack’s hand removed and his fly tightly zipped up before turning his ire on the intruder. ‘Don’t you knock?’
Owen rolled his eyes in annoyance, whilst trying to also divert them from anything he knew he’d never be able to unsee. ‘Not usually, no.’
‘Well you should.’
There was another eye roll. ‘Hello storage cupboard, how are you today? Do you mind if I come in and grab the mop. Only I spilled some chemicals in the lab and normally I’d get Ianto to clean up but I couldn't find him and just assumed he was off shagging jack in some other cloistered cupboard that isn’t this one.’
‘Smart arse.’
Jack reached across Ianto’s body, rummaging around behind him before coming back with a handful of items. ‘Here, Owen. Mop. Bucket. Acid dissolving sand and detergent. Go knock yourself out.’
‘Well, since I've found Ianto now, he can do it.’
‘Ianto has other duties to attend to.’
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Date: 2024-03-11 11:17 am (UTC)