Challenge 388 - Cock up

[m_findlow]

Title: Cock up
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen
Rating: PG
Challenge: 388 - Innuendo
Notes: Jack has really screwed up this time

'Jack, for God's sake, would you put that bloody cock down!' Owen yelled.

'It has feelings too, Owen,' he yelled back. 'No one asked you to come in here anyway. If you have a problem with my cock, then go see Tosh and get her to fix things.'

'Don't bring Tosh into this!'

'It wasn't my fault. I was only thinking about a bigger cock. The device must have misunderstood me.'

'Try explaining that to Ianto.'

'At least it turned you into a rooster, not a... big cock.'

Ianto pecked him sharply.

'Ow! I'm just saying! Could have been worse!'

Comments

[jo02]

The mental image has me speechless :)

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

He he, you picked the prompt. I can't be held responsible for the consequences. ;)

[bk_forever]

Oh Jack... In Torchwood, wayward thoughts have consequences, you of all people should know that! I'm sure Tosh will soon have Ianto back to his lovely self, although I'm sure he's a very handsome cock!