Challenge 390 - The ten commandments (according to Jack)

[m_findlow]

Title: The ten commandments (according to Jack)
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 390 - Ten
Notes: The title says it all, really.

1. Thou shall make coffee always

2. Thou shall not put the needs of Myfanwy above those of the boss

3. Thou shall wear only suits, or nothing at all 

3. Thou shall wear nothing at all

4. Thou shall not use my name in vain, except in bed.

5. Thou shall do unto others in bed, as others have done unto you

6. Thou shall not steal the boss's donuts

7. Thou shall not serve decaf as punishment

8. Thou shall hold no other lover before me, unless it's a threesome

9. Thou shall not kill, unless it's the alarm clock  

10. Remember the rift and don't mess with it.

Comments

[bk_forever]

LOL! Although most of those commandments apply strictly to Ianto, it is not a command for Owen to go naked ;)