Challenge 888 - Overindulgence
Oct. 26th, 2025 05:07 pmTitle: Overindulgence
Character: Ianto, Jack, Owen
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 200 words
Length: 200 words
Content notes: None
Author notes: Written for Challenge 888 - Full at
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Summary: A night off has proven to be an exercise in excess. A double drabble.
'I shouldn't have eaten that last slice of pizza,' Jack groaned, lying back on the sofa with his head in Ianto's lap, massaging his stomach. 'I feel so full.'
'You mean you shouldn't have eaten the last ten slices,' Ianto replied, feeling full and sluggish himself.
Owen was passed out on his desk, having reached maximum beer and pizza quota two hours ago. Ianto had surprised himself, lasting longer than Owen, though probably due more to his own ratio of beer to pizza which leaned more heavily in the pizza direction.
'It was gonna go to waste if it didn't,' Jack replied.
'Like those extra four beers?' Ianto slurred, wishing Jack would stop talking and let him just sleep off his own inebriation and excess.
'There's starving kids in Africa,' Jack replied. 'Look at me,' he said, pulling up his shirt. 'I have pizza belly.'
'Since when are you worried about starving kids in Africa?'
Jack groaned and nestled deeper into Ianto's lap. 'We should have sent them our pizza.'
'Yeah, that would have solved the problem,' Ianto agreed. 'Or just invite them over.'
Jack hummed in agreement. 'Yeah, let's do that next time. Then we'll have room for ice-cream.'
'I shouldn't have eaten that last slice of pizza,' Jack groaned, lying back on the sofa with his head in Ianto's lap, massaging his stomach. 'I feel so full.'
'You mean you shouldn't have eaten the last ten slices,' Ianto replied, feeling full and sluggish himself.
Owen was passed out on his desk, having reached maximum beer and pizza quota two hours ago. Ianto had surprised himself, lasting longer than Owen, though probably due more to his own ratio of beer to pizza which leaned more heavily in the pizza direction.
'It was gonna go to waste if it didn't,' Jack replied.
'Like those extra four beers?' Ianto slurred, wishing Jack would stop talking and let him just sleep off his own inebriation and excess.
'There's starving kids in Africa,' Jack replied. 'Look at me,' he said, pulling up his shirt. 'I have pizza belly.'
'Since when are you worried about starving kids in Africa?'
Jack groaned and nestled deeper into Ianto's lap. 'We should have sent them our pizza.'
'Yeah, that would have solved the problem,' Ianto agreed. 'Or just invite them over.'
Jack hummed in agreement. 'Yeah, let's do that next time. Then we'll have room for ice-cream.'
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Date: 2025-10-26 10:40 am (UTC)