Torchwood: Fanfic: Spamalot

[m_findlow]

Title: Spamalot
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Tosh
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 224 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: Written for m_findlow's prompt "any, any, an email that may or may not be spam" at fic_promptly
Summary: No one is safe from junk mail

Tosh was a whizz at computers, and pretty much anything that had more than two moving parts. It was why Torchwood's hub was so well set up. Every piece of machinery had a set function, and ninety-nine percent of the time, it all ran perfectly. Email account security was nothing she couldn't handle. There was no chance of a virus sneaking its way through their firewalls as an innocent attachment of funny cat videos.

The email in Ianto's inbox this morning therefore confused him.

'Tosh, has our email system been compromised?'

Tosh frowned him worriedly. If it had been, she'd take it personally. A few confident clicks had confirmed it.

'No breaches. Everything is as per normal.'

'Okay,' thanks, he replied.

Curiosity got the better of her. 'What made you think we'd been hacked?'

'It's nothing. Just an email I thought must have been spam.'

'We don't get spam.'

'That's what I thought. There's an email here that says if I click the link I'll discover how to make a certain part of my anatomy bigger.'

Tosh giggled. 'That not spam, that's Jack.'

'I figured as much. It's a shame he doesn't have any real work to do.'

'I'm surprised it made it through the filters for inappropriate content.'

'If I had a filter for inappropriate content, I'd never get any emails from Jack.'

Comments

[jo02]

... or phone calls ... or passing conversations ... :)

[bk_forever]

*giggles* Inappropriate is Jack's middle name as well as his default setting.