Challenge 399 - Eat your words

[m_findlow]

Title: Eat your words
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 399 - Diet
Notes: Jack's suggestions don't always go down well

'We'll be married in six weeks,' Jack commented as they lay together in bed. 'Nervous?'

'A bit,' he confessed.

'Planning on crash dieting?'

'Excuse me?' Ianto said, pushing himself up off Jack.

'People like to lose a few pounds before the big day,' Jack replied nonchalantly.

'Are you saying I'm fat?'

'That's not what I meant.'

'And are you planning on dropping a few?'

'Fixed point in time. I'm already perfect.'

He knew Ianto would misconstrue it the moment he said it. Ianto got out of bed leaving the room.

'You'll be walking down the aisle alone at this rate.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Oh Jack, when will you learn to think things through before you open your big mouth?

Ianto showed remarkable restraint; I'd have punched Jack.