Challenge 420 - Too many legs

[m_findlow]

Title: Too many legs
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 420 - Legs
Notes: Even Jack has his limits

He eyed the object in Ianto's hand with suspicion. It was purple, transparent and looked like a gooey starfish with seven long gooey legs.

He poked his pen at it, watching as it pressed in, not leaving a mark.

'Please don't do that,' Ianto  said. 'How would you like it if I poked you with a pen?'

'Well maybe not a pen...'

'Owen checked the database. It's harmless, but kinda cool.'

'I don't like it.'

'Why not?'

'I have a natural distrust of anything with more than four legs.'

'Says the man with the tentacle sex stories.'

'Tentacles are completely different.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

LOL! That's discriminarion, Jack!