Challenge 425 - Off the menu

[m_findlow]

Title: Off the menu
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 425 - Cook
Notes: Jack's idea of good food requires some negotiation

'You are not cooking that,' Ianto instructed. 'And you are certainly not feeding it to the team,'  he added, watching Jack holding the object.

'But it's a delicacy!'

'No. We have a policy in place for a reason. Nothing that comes through the rift is to be eaten under any circumstances.'

'It's safe, I promise.'

'Uh huh. Do you remember the last time you said that? We ended up glowing iridescent purple. Or the time before that when everyone ended up transformed into a pile of spaghetti creatures? If you want to treat the team, cook them a fillet steak.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

LOL! Yes, Jack really should have learned his lesson by now. Food that comes through the rift is never exactly right...