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Title: Tree trimming
Fandom: Doctor Who
Author: m_findlow
Characters/Pairing: Clara, Strax, Eleven
Rating: PG
Challenge: 16 - Decorations
Warnings: none
Spoilers: none
Summary: Strax has his own ideas for trimming the tree
Disclaimer: I don't own them
'Oh, hello Strax,' Clara said, spying him perched on a step ladder over the TARDIS Christmas tree. 'I thought we were done decorating?'
'I have taken the liberty of filling the ornaments with a liquid atomic solution. They were fully depleted and tactically useless.'
She crossed her arms, considering him. 'Are you saying that they explode now?'
'Of course, boy. How else should we obliterate the foul scum of this planet? You need only pull the string, then throw.'
'Strax!' The Doctor yelled out, 'we're not obliterating anyone on Christmas!'
'Very good, Sir,' he said, descending the ladder and leaving.
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Date: 2016-12-24 08:47 pm (UTC)Haha - Strax is the best straight-man in the Galaxy :)
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Date: 2016-12-25 08:36 pm (UTC)