Challenge 431 - Bigger is better

[m_findlow]

Title: Bigger is better
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Owen
Rating: PG
Challenge: 431 - Size
Notes: Because a prompt like this deserves some shameless innuendo

Jack and Owen stared down at the object in the flat. The occupant was dead, but had stood little chance.

'That's the biggest one I've ever seen,' Owen said, in awe. 'And I've seen plenty.'

Jack shrugged. 'I've seen bigger.'

'Bollocks, you have not,' Owen retorted.

'I have. You should see Ianto's. It's uh, very impressive, and considering how much use it gets, you really want it to be that size.'

'You don't suppose we could take it back with us? You know, seeing as how he's not going to need it anymore.'

'If you want the bed, it's yours.'

Comments

[jo02]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA - yeah, that actually deserves the caps - it was priceless :)

[bk_forever]

ROFL!

Of course, the deceased's relatives might have a thing or two tp say about who gets the bed!