Challenge 433 - Dirty work

[m_findlow]

Title: Dirty work
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Challenge: 433 - Dirty
Notes: Making a mess is an occupational hazard

'Jack,' Ianto cried, 'what on earth have you been doing in here?'

Jack's office was covered in a thick layer of dust, coating every single object and available surface.

Jack held up his hands beseechingly. 'Ianto, I can explain.'

'You had better.'

He ran his finger across Jack's desk, drawing a thick line in the grey dust,  and holding up the now blackened tip as exhibit A.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you,' Jack warned, pulling a face.

'Why not?'

'That's not dust. It's exploded alien.'

'Oh!' he exclaimed, looking at his finger in horror. 'That's just, ew!'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Now now, Ianto! A little bit of powdered alien never hurt anyone, it'll wash off.

I hope Jack knows how to use the vacuum cleaner!

[jo02]

Wait - what? - eeeeeuuw.