Drabble_weekly Challenge 28 - Some assembly required?

[m_findlow]

Title: Some assembly required?
Fandom: Torchwood
Author: m_findlow
Characters/Pairing: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 28 - Some Assembly Required at drabble_weekly
Warnings: none
Spoilers: none
Summary: Jack and Ianto's new spaceship purchase is not quite what Ianto expected
Disclaimer: I don't own them

'I know you said she required a bit of work,' Ianto grunted, 'but I thought you meant tightening a few screws, replacing the oil, disinfecting the console...'

'We got a good price, so stop your whining. You were the one who said you didn't want to spend a fortune on a brand new spaceship.'

'True,' Ianto admitted, 'but this doesn't come with instructions like "insert piece A into slot B"', he said despondently, staring at the crates full of components.  

'Is now a good time to mention the company who makes these are descended from the people who invented Ikea?'

Comments

[bk_forever]

ROFL! Do it yourself spaceships! Looks like there's quite a lot of assembly required. I hope there aren't any bits missing!