Challenge 339 - Fast car, slow traffic

[m_findlow]

Title: Fast car, slow traffic
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: G
Challenge: 339 - Green
Notes: Title taken from the Paul Weller song of the same name. Jack and Ianto struggle to kill time.

Jack huffed in the passenger seat, slumping down and putting his foot up on the dash.

'You know,' said Ianto, 'for someone who's lived as long as you have, you have very little patience.'

'Argh! Green means go!' Jack shouted.

'So does red when  you're driving.'

'And now it's red again! We haven't even moved!'

'There are twenty other cars in front of us blocking the intersection.'

'Which wouldn't be there if we'd got back before peak hour, Grandma!'

'Lead foot!'

'Parking meter payer!'

'Double yellow line parker!'

'Give way junkie!'

'Road hog!'

'Stop arguing, you're making me horny!'

'Typical.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Is there anything that doesn't turn Jack on? Just askin'...

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

It does seem rather rhetorical... ;)

[jo02]

Horny, as in typical Jack, or horny as in wanting to lean on the horn until everybody's gone deaf and got out of their way ?

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

The former, though Jack would no doubt take full advantage of the latter as well!

[timelordshines.livejournal.com]

Lol :-)