Challenge 448 - Prizeworthy

[m_findlow]

Title: Prizeworthy
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Challenge: 448 - Frame(d) at tw100
Notes: Ianto is less than impressed by Jack's latest accolade

Ianto rolled his eyes as Jack gleefully streamed past with the piece of paper in his hand.

‘I’m gonna get it framed and hang it just here,’ Jack said, pointing to the bare patch of wall in his office.

Ianto crossed his arms, standing firm. ‘Well, you can go and buy the frame then. Personally I find it embarrassing that you would even be proud of that.’

Ianto was certain that Jack was just moments away from being sick, vomiting up the fifteen blueberry pies he’d scoffed. He hadn’t even wanted to go with Jack to the pie eating contest, but he was afraid that Jack would need someone to cart his sorry self home, trapped in a sugary comatose, or with the world’s worse stomach ache. To his chagrin, Jack looked in peak condition. He even suggested Ianto make coffee to help digest it all. He was never going to get those horrific images out of his head. Just thinking about anyone easting that much pie made him want to be sick.

‘You’re just jealous,’ Jack huffed, watching Ianto’s expression.

‘Hardly. It wasn’t even first prize.’

‘Seriously? Did you see the guy that won? He was 400 pounds plus.’

Comments

[bk_forever]

I'll never understand pie-eating contests, but I've always thought Jack must have hollow legs the way he stuffs himself.