Challenge 341 - Pie high

[m_findlow]

Title: Pie high
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Jack
Rating: G
Challenge: 341 - Pie
Notes: Bernie's back....

Jack let out a grunt of annoyance as he got smacked in the head by a custard tart.

Bernie Harris was huddled on the ground next him, taking shelter behind the shop counter. Jack vowed that he'd find Bernie  a nice quiet cell at Torchwood where he couldn't cause any more trouble.

'I thought it was someone's car keys, I swear!' cried Bernie.

The re-animator device had sent everything in the patisserie flying about the room. Cherry pie filling seeped down the wall like blood.

'Could've been worse,' Jack admitted, 'you could have set it off in a hardware store.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Pies are significantly less dangerous than flying screwdrivers and chisels, it's true. Ianto's going to have a job getting the pie fillings out of Jack's coat though, lol!

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

Jack will no doubt suggest a few more "creative" ways of cleaning it....

[bk_forever]

Which will probably leave the poor coat even more messy...