Challenge 460 - Dirty work

[m_findlow]

Title: Dirty work
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen
Rating: PG
Challenge: 460 - Mud at tw100
Notes: Ianto is going to need a really good excuse

If Ianto had been horrified by the state of the SUV exterior, it was nothing compared to the two individuals that stepped out of it.  

'What on earth?' Ianto said, staring aghast at the thick coating of mud covering the vehicle.

'Ianto, we can explain,' Jack implored.

Ianto wasn't sure whether to be mad at Jack, or laugh at the sight of him covered head to toe in mud himself. Even his face was splattered in grey brown muck.

'Explain away, then,' Ianto said, giving Jack the floor, watching Owen sheepishly hiding behind him, also covered in mud, but only up to his waist.

'Well, it's simple really. We got bogged. I was trying to dislodge the back wheel. Only some idiot got a little enthusiastic with the accelerator pedal trying to get us back out.'

'I only did what you told me,' Owen griped.

Jack turned on him. 'Haven't you ever been bogged before? You accelerate slowly! All you didn't was get us even more stuck!'

'Well, excuse me for trying to help! Lucky your bloody driving didn't kill us in the first place!'

'Shut up, both of you!' Ianto yelled. 'Clean this mess up or I'll kill you.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

Oh boy, those two are going to be on decaf for a month!