Challenge 348 - Getting to know you

[m_findlow]

Title: Getting to know you
Author: m_findlow
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: G
Challenge: 348 - Weevil
Notes: A new addition to the Torchwood cells. Written in response to an old drabble by badly_knitted. Janet belongs to RTD, Brad belongs badly_knitted.

Height.  Check.

Weight.  Check.

Sex.  Check.

Approximate age.  Check.

Distinctive features.  Check.

Name.  Blank.  Hmmm….

‘Jack?’

‘Yup?’

‘What are we calling this one?’

Jack folded his arms, contemplating the creature in the cell. It leered back at him, growling a low menacing growl.

‘Frankenfurter.’

‘Seriously?’

‘Why not? We’ve got Janet, and we used to have Brad. Seemed like the logical choice.’

‘Naming it after a sexually ambiguous transvestite? Doesn’t quite tie in with the boiler suit look.’

‘That’s just the Monday to Friday attire. Who knows what he looks like in his Saturday night get up.’

‘I shudder to think.'

Comments

[bk_forever]

ROFL! Now you just HAVE to write one about Weevils dressed up in their party gear!

Thanks for the name check! Poor Brad, so sad... ;)

[jo02]

Aahahahahahahaha !

[timelordshines.livejournal.com]

Not something I really want to consider....